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no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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No. No I will not have an unexplained panic attack. I am fine, I am ok. I am better than my illness.