keep calm and count calories

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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:32:34 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:34 -0400

skipthestigma: ktbakerstreet: #the fuck u say about my box I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:25:18 -0400

ktbakerstreet:

#the fuck u say about my box

I LOVE HER SHE IS SO UNIMPRESSED BY THE DOCTOR AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW

moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:07:37 -0400

moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:58:46 -0400

soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:52:32 -0400

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

I bring this on myself. Everyone flirting with me and wanting sex or a relationship or both and I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:49:43 -0400

I bring this on myself. Everyone flirting with me and wanting sex or a relationship or both and I don’t know how to cope but I also don’t know how to cope with people not liking me which I’m scared will happen if I say no but even then I slept with Nick and now he pretty much never talks to me so I don’t know.

meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:41:48 -0400

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

definitiveme: jessdyball: Are you a fan of this Piece? You can...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:31:28 -0400

definitiveme:

jessdyball:

Are you a fan of this Piece?

You can now VOTE for it in the YEN Young Australian Art Female Art Awards!!!

just one click, and feel free to reblog =)

This work needs 1000 votes and likes (each). TUMBLR do your thing to have me featured on the YEN website, and maybe magazine???

Share. Reblog. Put the link on facebook. tweet it. VOTING CLOSES 5PM ON THE 22nd OF MAY AUSTRALIAN EASTERN STANDARD TIME!

thankyou in advance to everyone who takes two minutes out of their time. Don’t worry, your votes are anonymous to me =)

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:30:40 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:28:29 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

ohmyrobertdowneyjr: Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels -...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:25:35 -0400

ohmyrobertdowneyjr:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

OMG YES

gossipgran: i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:25:30 -0400

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

merlinthegrey: Now that’s a motherfucking gifset.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:02:26 -0400

merlinthegrey:

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset.

run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:58:41 -0400

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:41:10 -0400

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

No. No I will not have an unexplained panic attack. I am fine, I am ok. I am better than my illness.

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:37:36 -0400

No. No I will not have an unexplained panic attack. I am fine, I am ok. I am better than my illness.

Pristiq Bathrooms: A global experience

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:18:17 -0400

christabellamotte:

I read Prozac Nation in New York,
Splitting my time between run down cafes in theatre district
Sharing my fifteenth coffee with loneliness
Dreaming of falling into the void beyond the platforms in 72nd street station
Where the trains sleep, deep within the tunnels
That weave and twist and turn through the city
Like the red-stained water gurgling down the hotel bathtub drain
Where I finished it,
Dipping my ears below the water line
So that the waves would lap away at the sound
Of my family tearing each other to shreds
Outside the door
And so that the fast-tongued darkness
Would take just a little longer
To reach me
Through the typewritten haze of steaming sadness.

I watched Prozac Nation alone in my house
Two stories too big
For the tiled cold I tried to fend off
With remembering
And
When that failed
By peeling off my shedding skin
Turned bright pink with embarrassment
At it’s own fleshiness and admission to existence.

I take up space.
When I hide under my translucent watery grave
It moves, graciously, to accommodate me.
And no matter how many hours I spend
Critiquing Christina Ricci’s body
And scrubbing off layers of my own
It always will.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 10:21:54 -0400

I’m having one of those “what am I even doing with my life?!” nights.

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:04:03 -0400

I’m having one of those “what am I even doing with my life?!” nights.